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Something Meaningful......
When you are sad,
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared,
I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried,
I will give you hope.
When you are confused,
I will help you cope.
And when you are lost,
And can't see the light.
I shall be your beacon
Shining ever so bright
This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.
When you are lonely,
And you need someone to talk to.
Remember that...I'm always here for you.
I will hug you when you say.
I will be with you when you pray.
I will laugh with you when you are happy.
I will cry with you when you are unhappy.
I will move the mountains so you can walk.
I will shut everyone up so you can talk.
I will swim the longest ocean.
I will jump to the sky.
I'd do anything and everything for you.
'Cause you're my friend.
From Aziz,
what will you say.......!!!!!!!!?????
1) An aunt who hasn't seen you for yonks saunters up to say hello
in that charming way"wah,you so big already,ah?",what
you can say:
a)"well,12 years IS along time....."
b)"i can't say the same for you."
c)"no,lah aunty, you've grown so smaller lah"!
2) You're either in the dating game or out of it but they don't
care.the question of a boy/girlfriend is a must-ask.Do these
sound familiar? " got boy/girlfriend ah!" why never
show us?"
Here's is what you can say:
a) start singing the Masochism Tango,"nobody wants
me,everybody hates me........"
b)give a very puzzled look and say "what for?" or
"why",
c)proudly say "which one?" i have one for each of the
alphabet.
4) You will only hit the big 20, later but some smarty pants
comes up to you and says"hah,big girl now, can get married
already."your response is:
a) "not until leonardo proposes to me"
b) " i'm waiting for a rich billionaire to come along and
sweep me off my feet with a truck load of cash"
c)"but i still want to collect ang pow......."
5) This is mainly for boys but apprently girls get it
tooo:"your hair so long,why never cut one?"
a) " i plan to sell it as a wig"
b)"i'm trying to beat rapunzel's record"
c)i decided to open a flea circus. in fact you're just in time
for the next show."
6) Bet you have it before:"i used to carry you when you were
baby.remember me?".Think about it , how can a baby supposed
to remember all the people who carried it. duh!.Variation include
" i used to wash your thislah! thatlah!, dont need to be
shy!, now you have grown sooooo big!"
here is some not so polite answers:
a)"oh, you are the one who used to do for me this!"
b)"why, do i have to carry/wash you now!"
From The Star,
Strange but true!!!
1)"It's said that millions of trees
in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts
and then forget where they hid them!"
2)"Humans are born with 300 bones, but as we grow older, we
only have 206."
3)"Thomas Edison, who invented the light bulb, was afraid of
the dark!"
4)"Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this
planet!"
5)"There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with:
orange, purple, and silver!"
6)"Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in
1918, by Charles Jung!
7)"Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue."
8)"People blink about 84,000,000 times a year!"
9)"The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth."
10)"Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United
States."
11)"Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting
than women!"
12)"The average person laughs 15 times a day!"
13)"The original name for the butterfly was flutterby."
14)"The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about
2,200 people."
15)"A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be
flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!"
16)"The Earth weighs around
6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons!"
17)"A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut
off."
18)"It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in
Omaha, Nebraska!"
19)"Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!"
20)"Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!"
21)"The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years
old!"
22)"Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch TV
for 3 hours!"
23)"It's against the law to slam your car door in
Switzerland."
24)" There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire
State building!"
25)"Koala bears have fingerprints so similar to those made
by humans that they could confuse crime-scene
investigators!"
From star intech-cd,
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